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Joke of the Day

"People say Donald trump is inexperienced as a politician... But he's the best damn liar I've ever seen!"

"If I committed suicide, I'd do it in front of a mirror... I'll see myself out."

"Probably the filthiest joke out there A guy was going down on a woman when he tastes horse semen. He turns to the woman and says ""Damn Grandma, so that's how you died!"""

"Why don't crabs give to charities? They are shellfish."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !"

"What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes? bleotch!!"

"How are feminists and bad hacker groups similar? Both can't take down anything."

"The Golden Globe goes to... Burrito ... for best actor in a microwave, with a convincing performance of taking longer than necessary."

"What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery? A semi-colon"

"A good way to break up with a girl is to leave her a trail of rose petals starting from her front door to North Korea."