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Joke of the Day
"You can tell that Donald Trump isn't Amish ...because he is terrible at building a Cabinet."
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"I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?"
"What do you say to an overworked clothing maker? You seamstressed."
"What's a Californians favorite type of comedy? Dry humor"
"shout out to camera phones not being invented until well after my glo-stick period"
"Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me? She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist"
"@BurgerKing I love the way all employees working the drive thru speak English as a 14th language. I just got a frog and an avocado."
"Never cry for an onion that doesn't deserve you."
"I'll have a salad but on top of a burger with cheese ""So you want a cheeseburger?"" Yes but when you bring it to me say here's your salad"
"""guns don't kill people, guns CREATE people!"" *fires 10 newborn babies out of a bazooka*"