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Joke of the Day

"It would be endearing to call Elon Musk... Musk Dear"

"Why should you never tell jokes on the ice? The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker."

"Sad news from Miami today: Famous rapper, Pitbull, was unfortunately found alive in his home today according to a relative."

"When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up? This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt."

"Behind every HD picture of a girl, there is a friendzoned DSLR photographer boy :P"

"A bee just landed on my cheek and didn't sting me. I think we're dating now."

"I have developed an intolerance to gluten- -free people"

"All human beings are threads interwoven in the great tapestry of life, except for that one guy at your office. What the hell is his problem?"

"How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it."

"Thought of this joke a few years ago and thought id share it with you beautiful people Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball? Because they always throw up"