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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away."
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"It's summer. We're young. Let's sneak into someone else's pool and skinnydip. If we get caught, we stab them and assume their identities."
"Not to brag but my new mistress is a lingerie model. Ok, fine, mannequin. But she doesn't talk much and I like that."
"How do you know if you're in a French Village? If you see sap buckets on telephone poles."
"4 out of 5 dentists agree u should not be going to 5 diferent dentists. it is important to have one dentist who knows ur dental history"
"What's the worst part of being a paedophile? It's hard to fit in."
"What happened when the teacher fell in the copier? She was beside herself."
"Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany? For Schnitzel."
"[accidentally makes eye contact with someone] Oh my God, I am so sorry. Are you OK?"
"The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds."