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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away."
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"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? I couldn't unscrew your mom."
"If you're appraching a 5th wipe you should just take a shower."
"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags."
"Cars have reverse lights so you can drive the wrong way at night, like the signs tell you to."
"A really twisted joke What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common? They both left bodies in four states."
"Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because Bill threw a mattress at him."
"Sarah McLachlan should do a commercial but instead of homeless pets in cages, people in cubicles."
"Why did the felon have so much energy? He was well arrested!"
"What do you call a clan for chickens? Coo clucks clan"