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Joke of the Day

"I don't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me."

"What's the worst part about getting AIDS? Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested."

"What's your stance on public intoxication? Mine is very wobbly."

"I like NPR because you always know how much saliva is inside every announcer's mouth at all times."

"What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine? A puff-adder"

"on fire The chief of the fire department walks into the room where the other firemen wait and says: ""Take it easy boys, the Tax Office is on fire."""

"PREACHER: any prayer requests? 3 DUCKS IN A TRENCHCOAT (from the last pew): do the one about our daily bread"

"What is the comeback that fits well with any argument? Not a joke. Just want to see funny comments."

"making cookies? be sure to save some of the dough so you can start gorging while they're baking"

"""Make cave drawing. It last longer."" - Cavewoman bitch"