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Joke of the Day
"What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine? A puff-adder"
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"Met a contortionist, said, ""When you wanna get sexual?"" She said, ""However I fit in your schedule. I'm flexible."""
"So a Higgs boson meets the Pope... ""You can't have Mass without me."""
"DILN IS A BADDY HAHAHAHA"
"What do you call a valet from India? Mahatma Coat"
"I told my dad that I was taking a C programming course. He offered to give me some pointers."
"A guy walks into a drs office with a carrot in his ear.. ..and a piece of broccoli up his nose. The Dr told him he isn't eating right."
"Bought a shirt in the UK. Care instructions say ""iron whilst damp."" I still have no idea when to iron that thing."
"Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? I don't know I just fly the drone."
"A girl Unfollowed Me !!! A girl unfollowed me wen i replied ""nice one"" to her tweet.I guess i should have said ""nice two"". ;)"