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Joke of the Day
"""Make cave drawing. It last longer."" - Cavewoman bitch"
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"Why do Canadians like doggy style so much? So they can both watch the hockey game!"
"Emotional Wedding I went to a wedding last week. It was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers. (Credit to pigoletto on the FUNNY subreddit)"
"So Jeffrey Dahmer goes to the doctor... After some tests, the doctor tells Jeffery that he's tested positive for Hepatitis. Jeffrey responds ""It must of been something I ate."""
"Your girl may be jealous of the time you spend on your phone. To be fair, it has 4G and she only has one, and it's hard to find its signal"
"I have a life pro tip I never wear condoms"
"Where do noobs live in Iceland? Rekt-javik"
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the shit out of the dogs."
"Folks, I've thought of a way to save 2016: James Corden and a bus full of celebs singing We Are The World, then the bus goes over a cliff"
"Millions of years ago dinosaurs ruled the earth but like all great empires they were eventually brought down by corruption and voter fatigue"