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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about getting AIDS? Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, But I soon realized that toucan play that game."

"Anyway, the moral of the Chilean story is we now put a limit on the hider in the game of hide n' seek"

"I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life."

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have some things in common... There balls drop when they get hit by sacks."

"Donald Trump, George Zimmerman, and DJ Khaled walk into a bar. Said bar is immediately shut down; State law bans brothels and with three massive attention whores in one room they kinda have no choice."

"[OC] Did you hear the political interview in regards to homosexuality? It was hard to get a straight answer."

"YO MAMA SO FAT! Yo mama so fat, that when she went skydiving over Iraq, isis thought America dropped a nuke."

"He sat down and ordered a drink... The bartender said ""I'm sorry. We don't serve faster than light particles here."" A Nutrino walked into a bar."