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Joke of the Day
"if the sun is such a cool and great star then why do all the other stars leave when it shows up"
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"If people rode their spouses like they did their brakes the divorce rate would drop drastically."
"What's the worst thing about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair when you're done."
"yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's."
"If you use a lighter on a cigar, a man will smoke for a day If you use a lighter on a man, he'll smoke for the rest of his life."
"I wouldn't say my wife was fat....... .....but she wore a white dress to the cinema last night and they showed the film on her back!"
"Why couldn't we get precise kinetic data on the phosphine-catalyzed reaction? The reaction rate was too phos-phor-us"
"I just watched two mice screwing in a lightbulb But for the life of me, I can't figure out how they got in there."
"How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af."
"Bartender: A shot of whiskey can cleanse the soul Me: *thinks back to the time I ""experimented"" in college* I'll take 27 bottles please"