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Joke of the Day
"if the sun is such a cool and great star then why do all the other stars leave when it shows up"
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"How Many Tickles Does it Take to Make a Octopus Laugh? ten-tickles"
"A woman gets a C section What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section? There's not enough womb!"
"Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the battle."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose !"
"Vladimir Putin is dressing up in a taco costume... I guess you could say he was Putin' on the Ritz."
"Why is a duck-billed platypus called a duck-billed platypus? Because fucked up duck-beaver lookin thing doesn't sound scientific enough."
"The cure for premature ejaculation is coming soon."
"I wear lipstick when I go into Walmart so people know I'm not approachable or one of their kind"
"[at the gym] Trainer: You want me to spot you, bro? Waldo: Please don't do that."