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"Suicide If I'd ever want to commit suicide, I will jump off your ego to your elo."
"I hate when our cat runs into the room, hisses at an empty chair then runs back out and I end up in the bathtub holding a crucifix."
"Why did the christian girl like to be choked during sex? So she could be closer to God."
"What's a mexicans favorite game? Cross country."
"9 volt battery and assholes A woman's asshole is like a 9 volt battery. You know you shouldn't, but soon or later you're gonna put your tongue on it!"
"Apple is suing Qualcomm for selling them overpriced chips. Punchline ends."
"If rain is God's tears What is snow?"
"(NSFW) A blind man walks past a fish market and exclaims ""Hellooo Ladies"""
"If we're talking and I suddenly look off into the distance at a copse of trees that means I'm thinking of burying you there."