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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't we get precise kinetic data on the phosphine-catalyzed reaction? The reaction rate was too phos-phor-us"

"Thor is definitely one of my top 5 favorite movies about hammers."

"There's no easy way to say this... FJdnfiouadp, djfpiocu aneouidf, acnslikfiucukuokjpqukd. Diuoiufpqknddiolololdiodoodlioaidoiucnbnzquznd. Qudfiout'z'ndfjoikcugh."

"Give us your most offensive joke (with one challenge) No Jew, black, Helen Keller or dead baby jokes. Feeds are always filled with those. Let's see something different."

"Unicorn: Come on man, do it just one more time. Dragon: This is the last time. Unicorn: Hell yeah! Dragon: [toasts unicorns marshmallow]"

"What's the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a martial art, and Judo is what they make bagels from."

"Do you think Rick Astley ever just busts into places unexpectedly? He could."

"How do assassins pay for stuff on the internet? hitcoin"

"What's the shittiest day of the week? Saturday"

"What do you call a dinosaur that likes spicy food? A mega-sore-ass."