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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cowshed in Arabic? A Mubarak"
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"Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your two and a half inch floppy disk into a hard disk."
"[PAPARAZZI] Bugs Bunny is it true u were shot by Elmer Fudd [BB]sips drink that's ridiculous water shoots out of holes No more questions"
"Interviewer: So when did you decide you wanted to be a sumo wrestler? Me: When someone tried to get me onto the dancefloor at a wedding."
"First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra."
"Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music."
"""Good morning, this is your pilot speaking"" ... ""AND THIS IS YOUR PILOT SHOUTING"" ... ""and this is your pilot doing some sick beatboxing"""
"I'd stop disappointing you, if you stopped expecting me to do stuff."
"My boss told me not to bring my lunch to work in a brown paper bag. I told him that I'll drink my lunch how I want."
"How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide? Dress them up as dead lions"