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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cowshed in Arabic? A Mubarak"

"The biggest difference between men and women... Is what comes to mind when the word 'facial' is used."

"What did the baby computer call his dad? Data!"

"I don't think I'll beheading to the Middle East any time soon."

"just ran into my high school biology teacher. she said ""i figured you'd have cured cancer by now."" then i washed bird shit off her tahoe"

"[after tee ball game] Wife: we brought snacks for the kids. Me: [w/ mouthful of food] we did?!"

"I've just de-flowered a virgin. I mugged a Pokemon Go player coming out of a florists."

"Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? Because they're jerks."

"Bruce Willis is relaxing by his pool. he's got so much sunscreen on that he slowly slides off his lounger, out of the gate & down the road"

"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You can't fit a prostitute in a bowling ball."