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Joke of the Day

"I don't think I'll beheading to the Middle East any time soon."

"What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple? An idle worshiper."

"Two zombies, Greg and John, are sitting in the cemetery. Greg says: ""Didn`t Peter also want to come?"" John answers: ""Yes, but he is late."""

"What idiot called it ""salad"" and not ""la sad"""

"I don't think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking."

"Anyone who gives me flowers makes my whole day. Anyone who gives me anal makes my whole week."

"I think a duck's opinion of me, is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread!"

"I'm still not sure how the church expects me to do all that kneeling and standing and praying on just that one little wafer they feed you."

"google glass is going to revolutionize the way america walks into oncoming traffic"

"ME: *staring into my lover's eyes in the midst of a warm embrace* HER: What are you thinking? ME: *caressing her cheek* I forgot your name."