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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? Because they're jerks."

"What should you do when you meet a beautiful woman with sparkling eyes, wet lips, pink cheeks, shivering body.... Keep going! She has flu symptoms!"

"2 sound waves... (OC) ...were travelling to their destination when they suddenly crash into each other. The first wave says ""Hey, are you okay?"" The second wave says ""Oh I'm fine It just Hertz"""

"CAUTION: Even if your wife uses dual a sim phone, save both the number under one name ""WIFE"". Never save it as ""Wife 1"" & ""Wife 2""."

"""The last thing I want to do is hurt you. First I want to date you & get to know you."""

"Have you heard the rope joke? Skip it."

"Mini-Skirt Speech My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"

"What's the difference between a women's argument and a knife? The knife has a point !"

"TUMBLR What shoes does a tumblr girl wear? *Ughs*"

"What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer."