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Joke of the Day
"Why are white girls odd? Because they can't even!"
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"I am Dyslexia of Borg Your ass will be laminated."
"A man is at a drug store A man is at a drug store and asks the clerk for 50 condoms. The 2 girls behind him start laughing when he turns around he says ""Make that 52"""
"For a second I thought this cookie had raisins in it, but luckily they're just spider egg sacs."
"Me: You want to watch a horror movie for Halloween? Dog: Sure, put it on Me: *turns on Dyson vacuum infomercial*"
"My wife's a magician. She can turn anything into an argument."
"If you go by ""there are plenty more fish in the sea"" you'll never find love cause let's start with the fact that you think you can date fish"
"To all those people who never finish what they start, I say..."
"My boss asked me to send him the funniest joke i've got.... ...I sent him a picture of my paycheck"
"Hey girl... You must be pretty massive because I'm (gravitationally) attracted to you."