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Joke of the Day
"I've just de-flowered a virgin. I mugged a Pokemon Go player coming out of a florists."
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"Blind prostitutes. You gotta hand it to 'em."
"Why should you never hit people with violins?? Because violins is not the answer..."
"i know a guy who loves saying ""best thing since sliced bread"" and i imagine hes always at a grocery store lookin at bread and just losing it"
"When I left for work this morning, the dog begged me to stay and the cat handed me my keys."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 4 year old."
"Is it just me, or are birds really popular lately? I know several people who are having ""superb owl"" parties next month"
"I'd like to thank not only my mom and dad ... But my parents"
"Ever been so drunk that you cooked a pizza at 20 degrees for 350 minutes?"