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Joke of the Day

"Guy : Damn Girl, are you a newspaper? Girl : No, Why? Guy : Because there is a new fucking issue with you every day."

"if you can't put two and two together you might actually enjoy the plot of the new star wars movie"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who showed up late to the luncheon? They gave him the cold shoulder."

"Did you hear about those 3 guys who stole a Calender? They each got 4 months."

"Someone stole the toilet from the LA county sheriffs station. The cops there have nothing to go on."

"What is ISIS's favorite candy bar? Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive."

"To the question What are you doing here?' 72% answered negative."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !"

"Classical pun Why have they not found Mozart's body yet? Because he is Haydn."

"""do you answer the phone while having sex"" a woman asks her friend. The friend says ""only if its my husband calling me..he's my husband after all""."