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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about those 3 guys who stole a Calender? They each got 4 months."
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"If I had a dollar for everytime I got laid... I'd be a prostitute."
"Why do bad farmers make good DJs? Because they've got sick beets!"
"Islam is a religion of peace Piece of you here, piece of you there"
"What do you get when Philip Glass breaks? John Cage."
"What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls."
"When my girlfriend sends me to the supermarket to get cucumbers I also buy Vaseline so the cashier doesn't think I'm a vegan."
"speak, three languages you are trilingual, two, bi-lingual, what do they call you if you only speak one language? American"
"Someone asked me the other day whole my favorite superhero is... I said that I thought iceman was pretty cool"
"Why doesn't Superman need a boss? (OC) He already has supervision."