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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !"
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"I once hung out with Rupert Murdoch (Fox News Boss) and Vince McMahon (WWE)... ...they spent the whole day sharing tips and tricks to manage the make-believe worlds they have created."
"I caught a mosquito in my hand.. It sucked."
"A list as long as my arm.. I have a list as long as my arm of why I wish my mother never took thalidomide"
"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? I can't gargle sand."