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Joke of the Day

"Someone stole the toilet from the LA county sheriffs station. The cops there have nothing to go on."

"Last night I met a hooker who didn't know the first thing about business the customer comes first."

"Don't ever look away from a police officer. Just stare him down. You don't wanna look suspicious."

"I don't understand women... I thought opening the door was the right thing to do, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane..."

"What did the painting on the wall say to the cop? I've been framed!"

"Is Google a Boy or a Girl? A girl, because it tries to complete your sentences for you, and it *never ever* forgets what you said."

"Gay Marriage in China... (Joke Originally from Comedian Jeffery Ross) Why Is gay Marriage Illegal in China? NO SUBSTITUTIONS!"

"They'll continuously make Fast & Furious movies until it's a bunch of old men trying to get out of a grocery store parking lot"

"A little boy and his father are walking in a cemetery ...and come across a gravestone that reads ""here lies a lawyer and a good man"" The boy asks his father ""Dad, why did they bury 2 men in 1 grave?"""

"Why did the semen cross the road? I put the wrong socks on this morning."