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Joke of the Day
"What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round."
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"It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. So, hate fun or have a fat face, your choice."
".@WebMD Should blood basically be cascading out of my nose when I look at the sun ?"
"Woman jokes aren't funny, period."
"Why was the football stadium so cold? Because of all the fans."
"I have 6 locks on my door. When I leave, I lock 3. So no matter how long somebody tries to pick the locks, they are always locking 3. Suckas"
"Nobody told jokes in the USSR... Because in Soviet Russia, jokes tell you."
"They won't admit the Egypt flight crashed... ...because they're all in *da nile.*"
"Lawyers have feelings too.. ...allegedly."
"What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !"