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Joke of the Day
"Do poodle owners realize they just bought a dog with a shitty 1980s white girl perm?"
Next Joke
"I will die on a white floor just to mess with the chalk outline guy."
"My girlfriend wasn't sure about trying anal at first But she quite liked it in the end"
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove"
"Why doesn't the gas balloon want to have a flame? 6 Because he could become a brandfare"
"I don't downvote. It's bad karma."
"People with stick figure families on their car: Oh look how cute we are! Criminals: I'll need 3 rolls of duct tape."
"CW: My wedding is going to be expensive! Me: Wait till you see what the divorce is going to cost you!"
"Why are Slavs always squatting? what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?"
"When is a rabbi dishonest? July"