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Joke of the Day
"One of the best jokes of all time... Women's Rights"
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"Two were sitting in the table on a bar First one: We are leaving. Second one: No, we are staying. First one: WE ARE LEAVING. Battery on my phone is 4%."
"What i if told you... You the read first line wrong... And the second... Yeah Downvote me because feel you stupid."
"A dyslexic man.. Three men go to a bar, but only two walk in. One of them is dyslexic, he walked into a bra."
"WIFE: He's just so distant lately ME [skywriting]: U N T R U E"
"Why did Kesha switch ""$"" back to an ""s""? Because she no longer has a dollar to her name."
"What does Donald Trump call a hundred dollar bill? Trump change"
"Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's what you do when you are walking and you come upon a road, you cross it."
"A guy was honking at a car ahead of him to speed up at 6AM so I followed him bc his job must be amazing if he's that excited to get to work."