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Joke of the Day

"As a California resident, I know autumn and Christmas are coming only because of the change in the featured Starbucks flavors."

"You're either a dog person or a non person."

"Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States? [Warning: Gore]"

"A proctologist walks into a bar Hostess: Would you like to take a stool or grab a seat? Doctor: Hell no, just a beer, I do that all day."

"I caught my wife having sex with another man with the lights on I didn't know had married a man!"

"What did the botanist say to his assistant ""WATER THOSE!"""

"[META] /r/germanhumour For all fans of [German humour](/r/germanhumour)."

"They say it's not the destination, it's the journey.........Except when you're heading to the bathroom with diarrhea..."

"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."

"I don't trust people with graph paper... They're always plotting something."