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Joke of the Day

"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."

"My friend said his dog could retrieve a stick from 5 miles away. That just seems a little far fetched to me."

"What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe? It's Narnia business."

"my wife said ive got a drink problem over the holidays........ .........yes you're right , ive only got one mouth. badum tsss."

"Fishing for Jupiter fart fish off the wing of the space shuttle."

"What's the difference between an IRS audit and prison rape? In prison, you have a chance at getting a reach around"

"It's only TMI if you're ugly."

"Sean Bean is the Narrator for Civilization VI So I guess he dies after the Bronze Age or ...?"

"Tickling my girlfriend and having sex with my girlfriend are kind of the same thing. She is always laughing at me and telling me to stop"

"What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!"