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Joke of the Day
"What did the botanist say to his assistant ""WATER THOSE!"""
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"If quizes are quizical, what are tests? Testical!"
"What would be the name of a rock if she's female? ROCKelle."
"Setp 1: Learn Spelling"
"What US State has the smallest soft drinks? Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/"
"How do scientists freshen their breaths? Ex*spearmints*"
"I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 shades of grey. Like the one where she gets a job right after college"
"Whenever I meet a girl with tattoos, I get excited. Because I know she's legal and willing to do stuff she may regret."
"Why go out and be a 3rd wheel when you can stay home and be a unicycle?"
"If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time."