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Joke of the Day
"Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States? [Warning: Gore]"
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"You had me at ""we've got the place surrounded"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get some chicks. (nephew made this joke, he's 5 years old :o)"
"The past, present, and future walked into a bar... It was tense."
"Doing squats. And by that I mean I'm in the squat position. But really the couch is holding me up. I'm sitting on the couch."
"What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !"
"If I was smarter I'd make my social network passwords impossible to type when drunk."
"A woman stands on a boardwalk... She notices a man below looking up her dress. ""You, sir, are no gentleman!"" ""And you, lady, are no blonde!"""
"I finally figured out what every woman wants. It's security. Thats what they are yelling everytime I talk to them."
"[climbs a Tibetan mountain for 6 days & stumbles out of breath into a Buddhist monastery] please. please tell me u have wifi"