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"[META] /r/germanhumour For all fans of [German humour](/r/germanhumour)."
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"Say the best joke you have ever heard or made up."
"What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel? Sparky."
"What are you listening to? The Who Who? Yes You're listening to Yes? No The Who Oh I like them No not Them. The band is The Who. The Band?"
"[white house staff meeting] Obama: Any questions? *Biden raises hand* Obama: Spongebob is yellow Joe. *Biden returns to coloring book*"
"I have a degree in Female's Studies."
"[Rips bong] Each Disney Princess represents a deadly sin! Jasmine, Greed. Mulan, Pride. Ariel, Envy. ""Snow White?"" Um. [Rips bong] Vegan."
"A doctor tells his patient he has to stop masturbating... probably NSFW ""Why?"" the man asked. ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"Just stirred my coffee with a fork if any of you guys are looking for a new bad boy to join your crew."
"Go to a fancy restaurant. Order the lobster. Order it alive. When it comes, order food for your new pet lobster. Then take lobster home."