198420

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Mormon man and a Muslim man. A Mormon man gets 72 virgins and THEN kills himself."

"Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union? They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin."

"wife: can you stop messing around lawyer: im not wife: just read my husband's will please lawyer: that's what it says.. ""oOoOoh im a ghost"""

"What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click"

"Most young lives are lost not because of seat belts, but because the defibrillator needs you to sign into Facebook first."

"What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out? BEST MIME EVER!"

"I belched chickpeas in front of the Queen... She gave me a post-houmous pardon."

"If a cop is at the door when I answer, I yell into the house ""Anyone order a stripper?"" then say ""Sorry, wrong house"" & slam the door shut."

"What does Osama bin Laden and my wife's clitoris have in common? Took me 10 years to find it, but when I did; killed it!"

"Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming."