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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click"

"Why can't gay students ever have a 4.0 GPA? Because they're not straight A students."

"I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football. Nobody expects the Spanish in position."

"Why do nice guys always finish last? Because their girlfriends always cum first."

"There once was a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray... He is now a seasoned veteran."

"What did the pope give up for lent? His job."

"Ex-lax Did you know that all boxes of Ex-lax have been recalled? You can't buy Ex-lax anywhere. Really..I'm not shittin'."

"me at five am: should i sleep for two hours or stay up me at now am: Did my coworker just say ""email"" or ""bee jail"". what did the bee do"

"McDonald's should have an express drive thru lane just for people who need french fries."

"Forgot to buy a gift for a friends Wedding. Luckily someone died at an intersection nearby so I scored a cool wooden cross and a teddy bear"