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Joke of the Day
"My superpower is to cross the road safely and get hit by a parked car."
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"Dirty Joke My sex life with my wife has started degrading. Guess it's time to Bury her corpse"
"No relationship is perfect so you might as well pick the perfect person you want to go through hell with"
"I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month."
"Is that a pineapple in your pocket, or are you just....Why do you have a pineapple in your pocket?"
"Why did Sean Connery say he quit his mall Santa job? I got tired of all the kids asking to shit on my lap."
"My knock, knock joke Knock, Knock Who's there? The Doctor. Doctor who? No, just The Doctor."
"How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving"
"That new show, Black-ish just started airing in Korea. It's called Brackish."
"If you're married to your dick... would you be a wife beater?"