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Joke of the Day
"Top billiard player retires There are no queues."
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"Chuck Norris farted once. He did it in the Sahara forest."
"My ""go to"" zoo joke I tell this to my wife and kids every time we go to a zoo... Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A. Elephino"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid $200 to have a lentil on my face."
"I hear Apple have released a line of people movers They call it Ivan"
"How do you bury a Jew? Dig a really deep hole and throw a penny in it."
"Leave it to the idiot hippys to adopt a ""holiday"" on Hitler's Birthday. Merica."
"What's the good word? Legs. Spread the word!"
"""I know it doesn't look good on paper, but hear me out guys, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BATMAN!!!!"""
"Calling them ""boobs"" is so immature. Please use the proper name, ""lovely lady lumps""."