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Joke of the Day
"I'm diabetic, so could you pour some Splenda on me instead?"
Next Joke
"If you're meeting someone, get to the place early so you'll have a few minutes to kick back and repeatedly text, ""Where are you"""
"What is the square root of 69? Ate Something! (""8 something"", actually 8.306)"
"Is 1+1 hard to calculate? It's not complex at all, right?"
"I tried hypnotizing my wife but *cluck* I think *cluck cluck* something went wrong is that *cluck cluck cluck* corn on the ground?"
"What's your favourite one-liner?"
"She- get lost Me- *jumps in her wardrobe*"
"Wow, you're a Sagittarius?? That must mean you're trusting, passionate and thick as pig shit to think I care about horoscopes"
"Think About It... What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?"
"Wonder Woman What's the difference between Wonder Woman and the Dickless Wonder? One was played in the 1970s by Lynda, the other by Jimmy."