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Joke of the Day
"Why is twelve an unfair number? Because it's two against one"
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"Whats the best thing about being a meth addict? Only two more sleeps until christmas."
"whats a ghost's favorite fruit? booberries!"
"I need constant reassurance, right?"
"I always eat Eggs Benedict on a foam plate Because there's no plate like foam for the hollandaise."
"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam."
"One-Liners The attraction to redheads is a lot like being addicted to drugs."
"*answers a bagel like a phone* i'm just in a meeting right now i'll call you back"
"There are six American flags on the Moon. Five of them are still standing. Due to the strong UV radiation, they are all completely white by now. So it looks like the French landed there."
"Pink Camouflage: for when you go pheasant hunting on the old cotton candy plantation."