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Joke of the Day
"Why is twelve an unfair number? Because it's two against one"
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"I finally figured out why i look so bad in pictures It's my face"
"I like when a restaurant has cloth napkins, 'cause then I can unroll them with the calculated fervor of an assassin surveying his tools."
"What's a ducks favourite snack? Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**"
"I constantly google ""how to put your kids up for adoption"" so my kids can find it on my search history and know that I'm not messing around."
"""The greatest thing about twitter is that you can quote something & totally make up the source."" ~ Abraham Lincoln, 1862"
"There's a band called 1023MB It hasn't had any gigs yet."
"What do ghosts get when they're aroused? Booners"
"Cheezus take the wheel! *bud um sch*"
"Promised myself that today I wouldn't steal anything, kill anyone or use any Meatloaf song lyrics in a sentence & two out of three ain't bad"