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Joke of the Day

"Sorry champ, but getting ""promoted"" from fries to drive-thru is not a promotion."

"I was thinking about quitting ciggaretes But my mom always taught me not to be a quitter"

"Why did the moth go into the dentist's office? The light was on."

"I like my coffee like I like the slaves Free Edit: people down voting freed slaves?"

"The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn't know what to do so I ate it."

"What do a German says when you show him a good meme? Danke"

"When it comes down to it, the most important thing you can do everyday is not die."

"I said to the chemist: ""Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?"" He said: ""Why?"" I said: ""She keeps waking up."""

"Why was the dictionary on the top shelf more expensive than the one on the bottom... Because it was a higher definition"

"I had a race with an Asian today... It was a Thai"