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Joke of the Day

"This sentence.. This sentence contains exactly threeee erors."

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"Most people need a reason to drink, I need a reason not to drink."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? If you said ""arrr"" you'd be wrong. It be the sea"
"My cross fit application was was rejected Bad form"
"One i made up for my mexican friends. If a Rabbi blesses food it's kosher. What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest? A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!"
"Why don't I like trees? They look kinda shady to me"
"[NSFW] What do they say after intercourse in Alabama? ""Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my smokes!"""
"Most of my family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans"
"Didja hear about this Calcutta couple who had a little baby girl looked just like a frog? They named her Polly-wog."
"FEmale The original iron man. (clever feminist joke I read on a T-shirt. Not actually a huge feminist.)"