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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like the slaves Free Edit: people down voting freed slaves?"
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"What's the difference between spit and swallow? A firm grip on the back of her head."
"How is a coke whore like a comet? They're both dirty snowballs."
"What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon? RRRRtillary."
"Why is the mailman bad at sex? His package cums too quickly"
"Jesus walked into a tavern and saw a man who could not walk. He said, ""FRIEND, HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT AT WORK THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT?!"""
"On CNN I just saw a headline that said ""Reddit Revolts"" My first thought was, ""Mr. CNN reporter. You don't know the internet very well do you. Reddit is revolting every day"""
"I once had a crippiling masturbation addiction... ...now i have a sex addiction, could you say my addiction has gotten out of hand?"
"computer humor Graphics card says to the RAM ""did you see that?"" he replies ""I Know""."
"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."