198315

Joke of the Day

"A man walking into a bar and says, ""I'll have ten times more beers than your next biggest drinker"" The bartender replied, ""Now that's an order of magnitude!"""

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"Went to the doctor today and my many years of phone sex has finally caught up with me. I have hearing AIDS now."
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"Don't worry about choosing between a job you love & one that pays money because you won't be able to find either"
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