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Joke of the Day

"I think my Spanish girlfriend is cheating on me She keeps talking about this ""great"" guy names Jesus"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz dis boy wants ya downvotes and dat jazz"

"Anatomy joke What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck? The gluteus maximus"

"2 dudes Came here to tell a gay joke, Butt fuck it."

"Why can't women ski? there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom."

"When you are dying... Make sure your final words fit on a tombst"

"What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger? A crew."

"I have an idea for a movie combining my two favorite genres. Zombies and Mafia...I'm going to call it ""Deadfellas""."

"The joys of whisky and children are the same... ... 5 years of age 10 years in the cave Bottoms up"

"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? The sausage tastes like shit."