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Joke of the Day

"Don't worry about choosing between a job you love & one that pays money because you won't be able to find either"

"What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch? Namaste"

"maybe if we start calling abortions ""debortations"" republicans will support them?"

"Many rastafarian babies are born out of dreadlock."

"How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!"

"I would throw myself under a duvet for you."

"I was told to write a report of waffles But I failed because there was to much walfling"

"Reddit TIFU... ...since she said she wanted to be on top."

"Guess what New york is going as for Halloween? New Orleans!"

"If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died what would they put on his coffin? A lid."