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Joke of the Day

"Don't worry about choosing between a job you love & one that pays money because you won't be able to find either"

"Want to leave a lasting impression? Show up three hours late for a first date."

"I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco."

"Why is the cinematography of pornos so impressive? Because it's all done one handed."

"What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women? Snowballs."

"Apple and Google are both working on self driving cars. Personally I don't think I want to ride in a car without Windows."

"I hate it when people call me four letter words like innumerate."

"So Donald Trump walks into the oval office as the 45th president of the U.S. Title"

"What is the difference between a jew and a Christian There is no difference. I don't discriminate when I kill."

"Don't make ebola jokes Some people just won't get it."