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Joke of the Day

"Wait ... ""El Chapo"" is a Mexican drug lord .... and not the guy who's been stealing our Chapsticks for years ?"

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"The only thing I know about Downton Abbey is that everyone looks as if they smell like the bottom of my Nana's purse."

"Have you heard the joke about recursion?"

"Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay."

"My 5 stages of grief: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Are you gonna eat that?"

"Him: Are you perioding? Me: Are you deathwishing?"

"Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup? Because one more would be too farty"

"I AM IRON MAN! the real one...."

"My doctor says I should lose 10 lbs and work out more. But why? Spanx launched a men's line."