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Joke of the Day

"I got into fight with my erection this morning. Don't worry, I beat it single handedly."

"Punny Jokes Penicillin is worth its weight in mold. "

"What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox? Dead or Alive"

"Whats do a baby and old people have in common? They both get ditched in the park"

"What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking ""Why"" over and over? ""Because I saw so."""

"What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !"

"How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms!"

"Ever made love under a mirrored ceiling? I could see myself doing that."

"Little Tommy took a drink But he will drink no more. For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4"

"What's the difference between a robber and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch and the other watches your snatch"