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Joke of the Day
"Where do bears go after smoking some weed? Hibearnation"
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"Harper Lee's new novel is a Mexican spinoff of her classic... Tequila Mockingbird"
"How is a blowjob like a lobster dinner? You have to leave the house to get a good one."
"""Dad, what caused the Great Fire of London?"" [googles but can't get wifi] Well son, that's when Bach dropped the most fire mixtape of 1666"
"Never bring a knife to a gunfight. Bring one of those long grabber sticks so you can take the other guy's gun away."
"I feel like before a bee stings a human, all his dumb bee friends are like ""you can totally take him."""
"one man six horses. a man was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him. The doctor described his condition as stable."
"For sale: Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold. Should have bought a metal detector."
"Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep? Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul."
"Is pikachu called pikachu because he always say pikachu or is he saying pikachu because he is pikachu?"