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Joke of the Day

"Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ? Dad: Why is that what are you making ? Pupil: Mistakes !"

"I polled a bunch of horses asking them if they wanted equal rights as humans. Oddly enough, they all said nay."

"Mario is a game where you save a girl from the terrible fate of hanging with a dude who owns a castle"

"My thai girlfriend told me a small penis doesn't matter... ...I still wish she didn't have one though"

"Grandpa: What's the difference between a butt kisser and a brown-noser? Depth perception"

"What do you call an angry German? A sour kraut"

"They're a pack of lions He's some guy who hates lions Together, they're: PRIDE AND PREJUDICE This fall on CBS"

"What do Jewish couples do when they hang out netflix and shill"

"I held an orgy for my sexual dysfunction class last night. Nobody came."

"The best way to refuse a credit card telemarketer is to tell them you're unemployed. Guarantees them hanging up within seconds."