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Joke of the Day

"The Point of A Conference Call A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say ""bye"" 300 times."

"Life is like a bunch of chocolates It doesn't last long when you're fat."

"On bad days I like to take a pregnancy test to remind myself that things could be much worse."

"What do you call a divorced FBI agent? Fed-Ex"

"What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists? No strings attached"

"Why do blondes have ""TGIF"" on the front of their shirts? **T**its **G**o **I**n **F**ront"

"Jesus: Give them fingernails in case they start itching. God: Alright, but wouldn't it be funny if they couldn't reach their backs?"

"Auto correction can suck my duck."

"Sodomy? SodoYOU. JK, please sodomy."

"I thought by this point in my life I would know what to do with my arms when I sleep, but nope, still confused."