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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a divorced FBI agent? Fed-Ex"

"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [deleted]"

"I'll tell you something about my wife She absolutely loves ~~cunilungas~~ ~~cunnilengus~~ ~~cunnelinges~~ cunnilingus Sorry, I always have trouble getting my tongue around it"

"Why did the horse get a DUI? She had too many maretinis"

"Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex? He didn't want to get hearing aids."

"[my 1st day at press conference sign language translator job I lied on my resume to get] ME: *does Madonna's Vogue choreography for 45 min*"

"I just saw a disclaimer that said ""don't try this at home"", so I tried it at my neighbors house."

"How do you catch a Pokemon? Dig a hole and put Ash Ketchum in it. Then when a Pokemon comes by, run up and kick it in the Ash-hole."

"Two Irish schoolboys... 1: Hey, Pat! What's the craic? 2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really? I thought you were only 15? 2: I am! 1: So what was it? Guiness? 2: No, it was water."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen Snowballs"