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Joke of the Day
"Sodomy? SodoYOU. JK, please sodomy."
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"I accidentally jerked off to a picture of my mom this morning... I mean its really not my fault though, most babies look alike."
"My dad has a weird hobby, he collects empty bottles. Which sounds a lot better than alcoholic."
"Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay."
"Wanna Play Barbies? Man: ""Hi there, would you like to play barbies?"" Lady: ""I guess so?"" Man: ""Awesome, I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in."""
"What do horses hope for on election day? A stable economy"
"I got some used paint In the shape of a house."
"A blonde and a brunette jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? The brunette, because the blonde stopped to ask for directions."
"[labels account ""18+""] [tweets exclusively about voting & buying cigarettes legally]"
"What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents? Jokes about Batman's parents can get old."