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Joke of the Day
"Auto correction can suck my duck."
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"I just got off the phone with God. He's pretty bummed out. Poor guy has a huge crush on an atheist, but she doesn't even know he exists."
"The worst part about being molested as a kid is People think that you look cute, but in reality it is just afterglow"
"So I went clubbing last night... Those seals didn't stand a chance."
"My girlfriend broke up with me today Now I guess I'm just somebody that she used to blow"
"What's the strongest letter in the alphabet? ***P*** Even Superman can't hold it."
"what sorcery is this, the iron wasnt workin, so I took it apart put it together again got left with extra parts and screws but its working??"
"Probably the hardest part of being an adult is trying to come up with excuses to tell your friends about why you go to bed so early."
"What did the FLAC say? I'm an audiophile"
"What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog? Gin and sonic."