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Joke of the Day

"I had to dump my cross eyed girlfriend I think she was seeing someone else"

"What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down? He was depressed."

"Just had a very embarrassing misunderstanding with my new Irish girlfriend. Turns out she just wanted me to take her in the Yaris."

"Birthdays can be really nice But I heard too many of them can kill you"

"Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show? There was a frog in her throat."

"I brought a t-shirt cannon to a knife fight. Everyone dropped their knives to catch their own piece of WNBA history."

"Republicans say ""Merry Christmas!"" Democrats say ""Happy Holidays!"""

"Two fish are sitting in a a tank. One says to the other, ""You get the guns. I'll drive."""

"I would have been a stripper... ...but I just couldn't pull it off. Follow the format; go!"

"I wish I could commute by roller coaster."