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Joke of the Day

"Our parenting style can best be described as: Bad cop, Bozo cop"

"I could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate, it would start off with ""Listen you f*cking prick."""

"What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head? Duck!"

"What do you call a serial killer that rides a bike? A Cyclepath"

"What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it."

"I've been told I'm condescending. (That means I talk down to people.)"

"There was a blackout last night... Don't worry, I got him."

"A use for a banana Bring a banana instead of a sign if you're protesting to ban Ana."

"why did my wife didn't like her jewellery? cuz she is a nazi"

"I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don't buy and eat anything."